A fork of Rural Dictionary
Slang used in the description of a moronic action or person.
"Damn man, that boy actin' straight idiot bones with that attitude."
Booze bones is the unpleasant feeling you get in your bones after a heavy night of drinking. This can result in painful joints, bones, or muscles.
Damn, I drank so much last night, when I woke up this morning I had a heavy case of booze bones.
1. Past Tense of verb, Funny Bone--to act out a joke in public, film it, and then post it online to elicit light mirth and merriment, sometimes involving trickery, surprise, and/or deception
2. Noun, comedy web series based on the same
First usage: 1815, Jane Austen's EMMA; "Mr. Knightley was ever so cross at Emma when she 'funny boned' Miss Bates at the Box Hill picnic!"
See also: Funny Boner: a person, who pulls a Funny Bone
"Last night we dressed up as a priest, a rabbi, and a blonde and funny boned everyone at the bar."
Phrase yelled around substitute teachers referring too “self pleasure”
Sub:Please go to page 420
Aj: IT’S BONE TIME
Charley and rest of class:HAHAHAHAHA
A person with a hard penis in throat, yoddling a melody.
Shut the fuck up you bone yoddler!
Someone who is so old and brittle that they are practically a bag of bones. Another word for "living under a rock"
Emma: Wow, Ruby! You haven't heard of Gacha Life before? You're such a bag of bones...
Having weak ass bones cause none of y’all pour up 24 oz of whole milk like my sturdy ass does.
Quit drinking ramen water sodium bones