A fork of Rural Dictionary
You take the time out of your day and just absolutely frag your mind out to the point your forehead EXPANDS.
Damn bro that 5k was sick!! That was a bone moment
Slang used in the description of a moronic action or person.
"Damn man, that boy actin' straight idiot bones with that attitude."
Booze bones is the unpleasant feeling you get in your bones after a heavy night of drinking. This can result in painful joints, bones, or muscles.
Damn, I drank so much last night, when I woke up this morning I had a heavy case of booze bones.
1. Past Tense of verb, Funny Bone--to act out a joke in public, film it, and then post it online to elicit light mirth and merriment, sometimes involving trickery, surprise, and/or deception
2. Noun, comedy web series based on the same
First usage: 1815, Jane Austen's EMMA; "Mr. Knightley was ever so cross at Emma when she 'funny boned' Miss Bates at the Box Hill picnic!"
See also: Funny Boner: a person, who pulls a Funny Bone
"Last night we dressed up as a priest, a rabbi, and a blonde and funny boned everyone at the bar."
Phrase yelled around substitute teachers referring too “self pleasure”
Sub:Please go to page 420
Aj: IT’S BONE TIME
Charley and rest of class:HAHAHAHAHA
A vegetable based bone; the phrase can be used in any context for any reason.
Hey, do you know the answer to number 5?
No, but do you know of THE beggie bone??
The act of ejaculating into a ham
I had an interesting conversation with my uncle about ham boning