Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Beat Grease

Lotion, or k y jelly used for wacking off.

Dude! That chick last night did not use enough beat grease...now i have dick burn!

by Ty7777 April 19, 2010

beat freak

someone who literally just gets high, cleans and makes beats.

oh do u know Mackenzie & Sean? ugh they’re such fucking beat freaks! they do be living they best life doe....

by knziboots April 08, 2020

Da Beats

A slang term for diabetes. Most commonly used by members of team disease.

" Beth totally got Da Beats from a magical mars bar"

"should Beth be having that donut, she's got Da Beats"

"Da Beats sure makes Beth Tired"

by see.dot February 26, 2009

tweaking on the beat

To freak out heavily on sight

Bro they were “tweaking on the beat”

by GkjgdkauysdgfafgLWesis October 06, 2021

Beating a meat

Slap that bitch un tell you cum

Beating a meat

by Bitch please 193 December 24, 2019

couch beat

Verb. To insert your penis in between two couch cushions, with or without lubrication. Then, you proceed to thrust back and forth in said couch, as if you were fucking a girl. Some people prefer to go raw, or use a sock for easy clean-up!

That guy Frank got a pete burn from couch beat.

by Feetbeater6911 October 01, 2015