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couch beat

Verb. To insert your penis in between two couch cushions, with or without lubrication. Then, you proceed to thrust back and forth in said couch, as if you were fucking a girl. Some people prefer to go raw, or use a sock for easy clean-up!

That guy Frank got a pete burn from couch beat.

by Feetbeater6911 October 01, 2015

Beat it Butterscotch

A slang term originally used by anonymous. Because everybody knows nobody likes butterscotch

Brother 1: Would like a Butterscotch candy?

Brother 2: Get out of my

Brother 1: Would like a Butterscotch candy?

Brother 2: Get out of my room

Brother 1: You didn't answer my question

Brother 2: Beat it Butterscotch

by ccccool September 16, 2023

beat me freak

A person who likes being beat on for fun or sexual pleasure

Emma: Look at Jenny play fight with Jeff.
Lisa: God she’s a pick me and a beat me freak.

by UnknownEmo November 17, 2022

Beat Grease

Lotion, or k y jelly used for wacking off.

Dude! That chick last night did not use enough beat grease...now i have dick burn!

by Ty7777 April 19, 2010