A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you expertly pack a cooler with layers of ice and beer cans to go fishin'
Gonna go down to the river and bring the beer and ice lasagna!
Tommy Beers is the name of the world champion beer smasher. He is always bringing the beers for the boys and drinking majority of them.
'Weyyy Tommy Beers what did you do on the weekend'
'Obviously had alot of beers with the boys!'
Tommy Beers is someone who will consume any and all alcohol in a kilometer radius. As his name suggests, tommy beers has access to an infinite flow of all beers and will never be seen without a beer in his hand.
Wow you always have so many beers you must be a Tommy Beers
It’s Friday/payday, time to get in the truck and crack open some dirt road beer while listening to country music.
The kind of cheap lager beer that goes particularly well with pizza and the complete opposite of fancy craft beer.
I'll just have a regular pizza beer.
A nickname for cheap beer, like Natural Light, or Keystone. Cheap beer one resorts to buying when they have a mortgage.
Not anymore, now I drink mortgage beer.
Mortgage beer?
Natty Light.
Ah, gotcha