A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term referring a cock buffer.
Man: We need us a hungry gobble buffer for tonight!
To continuously attempt to initiate an action before it can be initiated, so that it is initiated as soon as it can be (usually in video games).
You can't aim down the sights while you're jumping, so I usually buffer it for better accuracy.
A certified knob washer who makes sure the male porn stars penis is not caked with smegma before it gets hummed.
The buffer thorougly swabbed my knob before my debut porn scene.
While I was being buffed I prematurely busted on the buffer's right shoulder.
Briefly: A term used whenever a outage effects cellular towers, making cellular data really slow.
Joe: Why is my phone data really slow?
Bob: It's a Cellular Buffer
When you have a guy friend who dates girls well below his league that treat him like shit, so you get him a "Buffer Chick", she is solid 8/10 that boosts his self image and he, because of this, starts dating girls who are worth his time and attention.
"Dude I can't believe Jack dated trash like Stacy. We should get him a Buffer Chick."