A fork of Rural Dictionary
A man who likes soggy doritos and eats them everyday.
you are a limp dorito
When you're not hungry but you want to taste of a certain food at that moment.
Damn those fries smell good, I wanna lick the dorito rn .
A group of men take turns to ejaculate and put it onto a dorito tortilla chip! The last one to come has to eat the fully loaded dorito!!
Man, I had to eat a real cheesy dorito roulette last night at Daves stag party. WICKED!!!!
A useless couch potato in other words a person that just gave up on life and honestly doesn't care about anything anymore
A dorito puff is a person who just gave up on life and honestly doesn't care about anything anymore. In other words a couch potato who has been hurt so much they chose the silliest name just because that's how they feel. Silly and misunderstood.
When you eat Doritos and the orange powder is left on ones lips.
Mom:*look at child* The Doritos go in your mouth not on it.
Child: Mom it's okay it's my Dorito lipstick.
When you say to yourself that you're only going to have a few doritos but before you know it your hands can't move fast enough to grab more and you end up consuming several hundred chips.
Shortly before bed, Chris decided to enjoy a late night snack. What he thought was going to be a handful of doritos turned into a Dorito Rampage.