A fork of Rural Dictionary
Born into a rich family, wears braces. Spits all over the place when saying anything with s or p. Has been shielded from negative things and is spoiled as shit. Is the type of guy to cancel plans with the homies to play Fortnite. Buys everything in every game he plays. Gets to school in a Mercedes with a chauffeur. Wears Yeezys, champion socks, supreme shirt, and Gucci pants. Has a Fivehead. Will get a house for passing school. Probably doesn't even need to work to live in the future. Hes very shy at first but as soon as you say anything to him he starts to flex and thinks your friends.
Did you see Eugene's new gaming pc? he got it replaced because It took longer than 2 seconds to start.
Person who is seen as cringeworthy but deep down miss understood by society. Would never hurt a soul and would have an abundance of love for those who get to know him. (Ps usually has a huge cock)
Damn why is everyone being mean to him? that’s a Eugene scene
A.K.A Huge Eug, The Beast from the Far East, and Absolute Academic Weapon. Has been to Great WOlf Lodge more than once and loves youtube Shorts
Bro is that "EUGENE" or just a fat stack of poutine
The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is so beautiful that you will temporarily go blind and then go into a coma for 3 business days. She has the coolest jewelry and super gorgeous eyes. AND THE MOST PERFECT BANGS EVER LIKE WHAT?!! She will always be there for you and will find your address and hunt you down if she needs to- don’t get on her bad side.
Child: I think there’s a monster in my closet!
Parents: don’t worry, it’s just Eugene