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Stored-behind-da-checkout-platform substances dat are so strongly craved by certain customers dat dey will actually "vault da table" to obtain some.

Hagar The Horrible is infamous for infuriatedly taking a flying leap over an obstacle with his sword flailing whenever someone located behind said obstruction denies him a request, so one would hope that he never is prescribed any health-improvement pills by Dr. Zook, or said much-desired products might wind up being "over-the-counter medications" if said imperious Viking either was unable to pay for said pharmaceuticals, or he was wanting additional meds prior to the refill date.

The doctors personal assistant.

M.A. for short

MA: Hi my name is Courtney im the new medical assistant!
Doctor: nice to meet you, get me some coffee!
MA: YES BOSS

Alcohol that is consumed to treat a "medical condition" such as anxiety, difficulty sleeping, shyness, or restlessness.

I couldn't fall asleep last night so I had some medical alcohol - a few shots of vodka did the trick!

A class from TF2. The sexyest, strongest, most intelligent man in the team, and is also the husband of the person writing this. He is a sadistic psycho doctor from Stutgart, Germany. He has a lot of white doves. He is obsessed with killing

Friend: Eyyy man, I am playing as the Medic rn!
The person who wrote this: good choice fam!

Someone who doesn’t get enough credit even thought they’re helping a lot more than you know.

Player 1: “damn guys, I rocked that!”

Medic: “hey, I helped!”

Player 1: “ahh, who cares?”

The best hair treatment and aesthetic clinic of the world.

I desire to do my hair transplant at Este Medical Group.

The American Medical Association's Journal. Also called JAMA.

My dad reads the Journal of the American Medical Association.