A fork of Rural Dictionary
In 2007 on a cruise ship in Mexico, 35 yr old Eric Quandingle gathered everyone's attention as he pulled a pink balloon and a can of loaded potato soup out of his pocket. He blew up the balloon and then proceeded to remove his red Nike Hyper Shift shoe from his left foot. He then tied the pink balloon to the back of the shoe. At this point everyone on the cruise was watching Mr Quandingle, confused about what the fuck he was doing. He then opened the can of soup and tipped the whole thing into the shoe. "Y'all watch this shit!" screamed Eric as he put the shoe to his mouth and did a shoey, gulping down the soup until the shoe was empty. All the passengers started to chant "Eric, Eric, Eric!" and he loved the attention so to keep the hype going, he ran to the pool and frontflipped in. It was epic
Damn, I'd be real mad if I wasn't on the Mexico Cruise of 2007
Fuck off, Fuck you, I hate you, Never speak to me again
"You screwed me over. Have fun in Mexico." "Honestly I can't believe you cheated on me Have fun in fucking Mexico." "Have fun in Mexico you asshole"
When you nut in a girl on her period and eat it out.
Bro I just gave Savannah a New Mexico Strawberry
1. The closest thing Albuquerque will ever get to an NFL team. 2. A pretty good DII soccer team in New Mexico that everyone loves even if they don't follow soccer. 3. The best damn thing to happen in this crazy ass state.
Person 1: "Hey did you catch the New Mexico United game last night?". Person 2: "Yeah dude, it was pretty awesome! They beat Phoenix 3 to 1!".
When eating spicy food blowing your nose then wiping your ass with the same tissue
Brian-“Man this chille is hot!” Gunnar-“sounds like your gonna have to use the ol’ Mexico City mop”
Big ass booty cheek spread mexican man working on my field bending over to pick up the cement bags while his mexican balls fall out the pants and gets put on my tittie on accident.
"I see them big mexico balls"
When you use tajin while giving a rim job.
Hey did you know that they give New Mexico Rimmers here?