A fork of Rural Dictionary
An over exaggerated statement from your significant other.
Everything my girl says is a shorty text
When a girly named Lindsey post herself to get attention from her girl friend
Lindsey: I posted Damn Shorty to get her attention
Someone who is a hotshot and short.
Like Tom Cruise.
Tom Cruise is a hotshot shorty who CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
The first stage of talking to someone you want to grow with.
This my shorty bean right here.
I miss my lil shorty bean.
Impressionable young females that are Rick & Morty Weebs.
Sue's over there geeking out about the latest season of Rick & Morty with Jane who could care less. She's a total morty shorty.
A person who holds a knife and is really short (about the height of their knife) that also has a very high pitched voice and tries to kill everyone.
Person #1: "OH MY GOD! IT'S A PSYCHOPATH!
Person #2: "Don't worry, it's a shorty psychopath.
The girl you are sleeping with but she is not your main girl or wife. Normally you go out to a club and you meet a girl and have sex with her. Although the sex was great because you have a main girl or wife you cannot make this chick you main girl so she becomes someone you can have sex with but not a long term relationship. Usually this is a smut who has slept with many other people that ar in your circle of friends.
John: Joan is my shorty on smash because my main girl or wife is pregnant.