A fork of Rural Dictionary
No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT
v. Fulfilling the need for the desire to play hours of Call of Duty. Usually occurs when one takes off from work or stays home from school
Oh right.. I had heard that Double XP Weekend was starting Friday morning so I was answering the call.
n. a random bubbling process with little time remaining on multiple choice tests. frequently used on scantron and act tests.
with 5 minutes and 12 questions remaining on the act science, it was definitely time for a random answer assault.
The correct answer to “Fuck, Marry, Kill” in regards to the Paw Patrol, if you’re a guy. See also: Rocky, Everest, Rubble (girl answer).
Guy 1: Everest’s like a hot snowboarding chick, she’s probably kind of slutty and kinky, so definitely fuck. Skye’s a sweetheart, and super pretty. Obviously marry. And Rubble’s a dumb fucking idiot, so I’d drop him off at the all-kill animal shelter ASAP. Guy 2: Yes, I agree. Everest, Skye, Rubble (guy answer). Guy 1: Why did you mutter “guy answer” under your breath? Guy 2: I was instructed to do so. It was a special mission from Ryder.
Not to be confused with hot belly dancers. When you frantically answer questions because you’re about to get stabbed in the gut.
“Now I don’t want know hot bellied answers, ya hear?” *stabs person*