A fork of Rural Dictionary
"Tam he woke tae find a shadow by the bed,
Blamed it on the vapors still beleaguerin' his head,
Scrubbed his chops & dragged an oily bug rake through his hair,
And wiped the mirror tae find the bogey mimickin' his stare"
The Rumjacks: The Reaper and Tam McCorty (lyrics)
The act of scraping the insides of a woman's vagina in an attempt to perform manual stimulation, due to lack of knowledge regarding the clitoris, sex, or women in general. Popular amongst young males, commonly under the impression that they are causing you pleasure, as opposed to awkward and uncomfortable pain. May derive from a lack of beneficial sex education, a lack of experience, or a lack of intelligence.
"Is this good?"
"No mate, this is raking."
When you use a fork to eat ice cream because you put your silverware in upside down in the dishwasher and only the forks and knives come out clean.
"Why in the world are you raking right now?"
"Because all of my spoons are dirty."
In social media, "raking" is posting provocative statements or questions (political, racial, etc.), then gathering the replies in facebook or retweets, or other user posted info in response to the original post. The "raker" then takes the selected replies and puts them in an article or podcast, claiming to be the author. (It's like clickbait without the click)
When Johnny posted " T/F: Whiteness erases indigeneity", and then "T/F: Whiteness erases culture", he was just raking for his next podcast.
Fighting a forest fire in Finland
The people of Findland can be found raking the forests to reduce the chance of US type forest fires.
The term, “Brit raking” is a term that you call someone in a game as an insult. Typically means to call someone a fatass lowlife who doesn’t brush his teeth that has to go outside, “Brit raking” people often have someone they dickride. “Brit raking” also means to tell someone to hop off the game, This term is used a lot in game to provoke someone.
Player 1: bro you’re actually so bad, why tf are you teaming on me?
Player 2: BRIT RAKING
*player 1 cries*