A fork of Rural Dictionary
An excuse used to go masturbate
Hey guys I have to Go To Wal-Mart Oh ya sure "Wal-Mart"...
When a person is a fan and supporter of the University of Miami Football team but has no affiliation to the University.
Mike is always going to UM games but he graduated from FIU. He is such a Wal-Mart Hurricane.
Grama drives all the way 2 North Muskegon jus to go 2 WalMart... You and your cousin are in the car... "Grama, what're you doing?" "Driving to WalMart." Even though she lives all the way in Grand Haven... this was too priceless.
"Cousin: Grama, where r we going? Grama: North Muskegon Cousin: Why??? Grama: To go 2 WalMart!!! Cousin: Grama, you know There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven, don't you???"