A fork of Rural Dictionary
The King of Kings and Lord of Lords (The God who Created Mankind)
The Lord Jesus Christ is the King Of Kings And Lord of Lords.
Yes, it's multiple parts this one... *The wilderness* Lucifer "Oh what in the fuck is it now!?" Jesus "Hey man! Long time no see! What's it been? 30 years? I'm a guy now." Lucifer "This is what you've been doing!? You can't be a guy!" Jesus "I am. I'm Jesus Christ now."
Lucifer "JESUS CHRIST!" Jesus "Yep." Lucifer "Jesus Christ! This is ridiculous. You can't be a guy. Change back! Change back immediately!" Jesus "Oho can't I? Are you my dad now? Ok father. I won't be a guy *Father*." Father "I don't need to be your father to- Wait... *Father* YOU SON OF A BITCH! What are you going to do!? What are THEY going to do!? They are going to fuck your shit up!" Jesus "Oh I know." Father 😨 Jesus 🤨 Father "What the fuck is happening right now..." Jesus "Uuuuummmm I'm a guy now. I did some cool stuff. They're going to kill me. And.. then... I'm... Gonna... I donno... I'll just come back or something. Or not. Or come back for a bit and then go back and then come back later. It's gonna be tight!" Father "Jesus Christ... That is fucking stupid man. Absolutely dumb. Why would you come here just to let em kill you?" Jesus "Save me then idiot! Heheheh!" Lucifer "No. No, I'm not going to save you from- What is there to even save you from?" Jesus "Exactly. Hey, we're having a party man you should come out! We got... Um... Bread. We're gonna split a bottle of wine between... Well, between the 14 of us I guess. It's gonna be dope." Father "TSK! Getthefuckouttaherewiththat! No! NO! I'm not going to 'party' and I'm not going to be a part of any of this." Jesus "Your loss man parties are fun." Father 😨 Jesus "Alright man I'll see you later." 😌🖐 Father 😨
Hym “JESUS CHRIST! ‘Jews can work for me as long as I can spy on them and put cameras in their house and follow everything they do’!? He went full Dr. JeepJorp! That’s what the living god Dr. Jordan PeeperJorp thinks! WOOOOOW! Wow! That’s crazy man! And ‘if you don’t believe in Jesus you shouldn’t have any power.’ Holy shit, we are in full Christian theocracy mode. Ha! Hilarious! That is wild. This is wild.”
An expression of deep anxiety and dissatisfaction with a situation.
Teacher: Oh, by the way, you failed my class. And you gotta go to summer school. Fuck*ng re*ard. You: OOOHHH JESUS CHRIST WHYyyYhyy?!?
person 1: hey have you heard of Jesus Christ the Nazarene person 2: why of course he's God in the flesh!
Derived from the original exclamation Jesus H Christ used where a more aggravated exclamation is necessary to properly describe something. Also plays on the supernaturality of certain situations by hinting on how Jesus walked on water.
Somebody after watching a good moviescene: Jesus H2O Christ that was freakin epic.