Country Dictionary

A device that allows lumberjacks to remain doing hard work while also keeping their over sized shits plugged in.

I need to go shit but thank god I got my trusty lumberjack butt plug to keep it in.

When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.

I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.

I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.

There is said to only be one ever to have existed.

And it's name is frej.

There is a legend that frej has chopped down every tree that was in his home country called Woodvia

Ever heard the legend of the lumberjack

When a girl is so foul she makes your wood go away.

That girl Becca sure is a lumberjack. Every time I see her my wood goes away.

Spilling/tossing weed everywhere because your swinging your arms like your cutting a tree

Damn Stu you just lumberjacked the bud

One who wears flannels & doesn't go to school, they cut down tress.

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Someone (a girl) who is so utterly unattractive that she cuts your wood, meaning she makes your penis un-erect from her disgusting physical appearance like a lumberjack cutting up wood.

Dude so I was at this bar the other day, getting a boner from staring at this girl's ass, until she turned around! She was so ugly, made by boner go away - she was a lumberjack cutting my wood away!