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Pudding Pond

Definitely a group anal, pegging, shit fuck party. Definitely not a MTB trail in New Hampshire, US.

6 of my friends are going to pudding pond tomorrow and won’t come back the same.

by Thaswutsheesed June 26, 2021

expanding the pond

Expanding the pond is when you have someone spread their asscheeks for you, making their taut asshole available. You’ll need both hands for this next part. To expand the pond, you push both of your hands inside the asshole and then from the inside spread the asshole wide open. This is expanding the pond. Once you’ve done this, a second person can now come in and fist the person who’s pond is expanded more easily.

I was having a threesome last night and one of the guys was totally expanding the pond!

by Cammythejammy February 23, 2023

Pond Rat

Somebody who is unclean and rude. Often frequent wet, dark and dirty corners

Fuck off you skanky pond rat!!

by W11MUN November 22, 2023

Jorkle Pond

A man-made body of jorkle juice filled by men with a dream to jork until they bruh.

The men gathered around the jorkle pond to help support the community.

by cockthrob May 24, 2024

Cobble Pond

An emotional format of hanging out between towards friends. What separates a cobble pond session from an ordinary hangout is the expectation of emotional outbursts occurring during said cobble pond

Hey molly you look a lil down. Wanna go for a drive and have a phat cobble pond?

by Mollyyouchampion July 17, 2018

pond club

A group of men and women who enjoy motor boating both boats and breasts.

I joined the pond club and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

by PondClubber March 22, 2023

On the Pond

Used to describe someone who is a faffer, a time waster, a procrastinator.

Derived from the term "Ducking around" derived from "Fucking about".

Someone who aimlessly wonderers around in circles, with no particular direction.

Perry: Where is Colin, he's late!
Will: He's still at home On the Pond.

by BigWill88 August 12, 2022