A fork of Rural Dictionary
Cool, Like IN An Obiden Kinda Way: soemthing that is considered dorky, stupid, oofish, nonsensical, fake, carless, politics
The cost increase ws hated by all, but in front of the news cameras someone referred to them as: Cool, Like In An Obiden Kinda Way!
Hey those $12 McMeals that used to cost $6.50 just 3 years are Cool, Like An Obiden Kida Way, yeah like same with being in 4 foreign wars nobody gives a shit about!
Basically, this is when you haven't jizzed in a really long time, than you would carve a pocket pussy out of a block of ice, you just use it a pocket pussy. You transfer the could jizz into a glass and fill it with a pinch of salt and a bit of lemon, this is one special cocktail.
-barman: what do you want, first cocktail on the house.
-Woman: I'll have one cool jizzero please.
-barman: Okay it could take some time tho, we don't have one pre-made. So could you just stay here and I'll show you how to make one
When a person furiously masturbates after having their hands in ice water for exactly 22 seconds.
Bro you down to Cool Hand Luke before the party?
I went a little overboard with the Cool Hand Luke and now my dick is numb.
When you sit on your hand until it goes dead and then use it to have a wank.
I miss my girlfriend so I’m going to cool hand luke while we’re on FaceTime.
a cool bottom is an individual who is nonchalant and quiet in day to day life and interactions, but is submissive during sexual activity with an individual or significant other.
youre so quiet and calm-
no im not
youre such a cool bottom