A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you’re in a terrible situation
Wow this is worse than a short well and a straight pipe.
People who are heterosexual but lack the toxic qualities of a typical "straight." They're often seen as quirky or fruity by many.
"Janine's son is such a quirky straight."
Chad: Guys Malinda and Gary are both looking pretty hot.
Devon: dude I thought you were heterosexual
Chad: Nah man I’m half-straight.
When one is away from there loved one and partying hard.
Yo I’m so bored my girls out straight kikin it.
To penetrate the anus.
To go up the Garry Glitter (shitter)
things went well last night I went straight up the glengarry
Beat a straight day is a day where you can beat any person, male/female who is attracted to the opposite sex. This occurs every year on the 27th of February.
I cannot wait for beat a straight day
1. One who wants to massively fuck you over and see you suffering in exams, life etc. Gets a sense of schadenfreude, without caring what other say, no matter what.
2. Self-assured person who has cultivated being a dick to the highest level.
That teacher is a straight cut dickhead, none of his exam questions can be answered from his notes, and he makes us spend 3 months learning irrelevant bs in class.