Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Canned Belt

When you've been meaning to break out a can of whoop ass, but it's been shelved for a very long time.

My roommate is finally leaving me, time to break out that canned belt and let him know how shitty he's always been I have so many canned belts from the people who fucked me over, where i just decided to not say a single word.

by dildosexual January 08, 2024

You can bet your bottom bollock

A northern phrase describing when something is certain - a sure bet

"was Jeffrey Epstein murdered to keep him silent?" "You can bet your bottom bollock he was!"

by The Accuntant March 20, 2024

dirty oil can

When a man and a women lay head to head and pee on each other

Hey can I get a dirty oil can

by Corneales mcdoon March 25, 2018

Incense can still smoke better

It's a typical Hindu Buddhism phrase that basically says I'm high on life yeah cool Buddhist fashion.

master: Did you not turn on the light it clicked and the switch used the electrons?. Student: If you listen to yourself you will hear incense can still smoke better.

by Wow,you know, March 12, 2023

dusting can

A can that holds the propellant that you be sniffing! As in “I snuffed a whole dusting can of computer spray and almost passed out!”

As in “I snuffed a whole dusting can of computer spray and almost passed out!”

by Creamhead September 07, 2020