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Dutch Blow Job

Fart under the blanket. Hold it under there until your partner slips under and starts sucking your meat.

Dude I didn’t know Brian had snuck into my room, I dropped my guts and then copped a Dutch blow job.

by CatFishSandwitch May 22, 2024

Peanut Butter Blow Job

A peanut butter blow job is a blow job where your penis sticks to the roof of her mouth like a bite from a thick peanut butter sandwich requiring some tongue action to get it to release.

My girlfriend is the queen of the peanut butter blow job.

by Pierced69 August 04, 2022

Blow the Clown

Verb: Eating or going to McDonald's.

I'll be there shortly but first I need to make quick stop to blow the clown.

by Angry Harry November 30, 2020

blow fucgy baer

wen your mind explodes beacouse of dick pawers

you blow fucgy baer my friend!!

by chicking2005 June 04, 2018

beta access blow job

when you go down to the beach and you meet a guy with a rv in the parking lot. the guy says he will give you beta access to all blizzard games if you suck his cock. you suck his cock but then he never gives you beta access. your friends make fun of you for the rest of your life.

dude lts went down to goleta beach and gave a beta access blow job!! what a fag!!!

by metchsucks August 30, 2022

Suck Your Blow

To make out in a very aggressive way. Also can mean to swallow your jizz after a good jack-off session.

Hey big daddy, can I suck your blow? Oh yah baby.

by Javier Diez Abdula Smith June 21, 2017

mfs be blowing loads of jizz

niggas gotta do what niggas gotta do
das the rule, simple shit bruh

randy: ayo u went to that party last night
john: yeah it was awesome them "mfs be blowing loads of jizz" everywhere even in the fucking kitchen u know
tommy: "hoes"

randy: yeah

by xx-big_breast_john998xx May 31, 2022