A fork of Rural Dictionary
Being, in a given moment, simultaneously filled inescapable sadness and unwavering hope/joy.
The person I was deeply in love with for over a year rejected me but the letter they wrote as a rejection was the most beautiful and affirming thing anyone has ever said to me, really feeling the John Green Special right now.
It is a sex position where the female throws the males legs over his head and holds them down, then starts flossing the males ass hairs with her teeth while tongue punching his fart box.
Rileigh let Layla do the Arizona Special on him last night.
It is a sex position where the female throws the males legs over his head and starts combing his ass hairs with her teeth while tongue punching his fart box.
John got the Arizona Special from Jill last night.
The Slick Michael special is when you finger both the butthole and vagina at the same time using one hand. This was first seen with Michael “Slick Rick” of El Dorado Hills.
1: Yo did you give that bitch the Slick Michael special?
2: Fuck yeah. Licked ma fingers clean too.
A person who paints works of art with their own crap usually a swastika and or someone who is mentally deficeint
"dude who is the special finger painter who made his masterpiece in the stall?"
When something that happens to you in real life can be compared to an outlandish movie that you have seen
Guy 1:Man, a brick flew off a semi on the freeway and struck my windshield basically knocking the whole windshield into my lap!
Guy 2:That’s that special effects shit dude, FUCK THAT!
Guy 1:I know man, like my eyes flashed right before my eyes
Guy 2:*Looks at car* Holy Shit dude!, yeah I would have crapped my pants. Glad I wasn’t in the car.
When you sling your meat into a lady then drive her to a relatives grave and tell her this is her last stop, that's the best she's ever going to have.
I gave Sheldon the Van Notee Special last night, she hasn't been seen since.