Country Dictionary

When a man is getting into his car and his nut sack shifts while sitting thereby getting squashed under a thigh & the car seat.

Dude, my boxers were so lose that I got the worse case of car balls yesterday.

Noun: the condition of your balls after a long car ride, while not letting your balls breathe. This can result in a stale, sweaty pair of nuts.

I just drove non-stop for 6 hours. I need a shower to get rid of these car balls.

A car wash company ran by cunts but they get the car clean nonetheless!

Guy 1: “I’m going to go wash my car at Googie Car Wash!!”
Guy 2: “Oh, that place full of cunts??!!”

A fruit tart in a car shape.

My niece is a huge car girl and she wanted me to bring my famous car tarts to her birthday party!

A cranberry Redbull mixed with Bacardi Limon

Bartender, I'll have a jerry's car on the rocks

When you are to shy to pull up next to the car beside you.

I want to see the dog in that car but the guy is to car-shy for me to see in.

Having a danger wank in a car during a storm at the seaside .

Yah dancer , It's pishing down , time for a drive down to the coast for a salty car wash.