A fork of Rural Dictionary
shes rly annoying sometimes and makes you want to commit but she can be a great guy if she buys makeup and takes insta photos. sometimes sam like to go to the phillos to take more insta photos because she is a slut
"oh look its sam badger the slut"
Sam is an all round good guy. He’s hardworking, talkative and likes his food. However, he can be a snake at times and also likes to mow your lawn on saturdays. In other words, he is the epitome of a fuck boy. However, at the end of the day he still has time to finish off an extra sushi roll.
Bro, that girl last night said she hooked up with a hot guy but didn’t catch his name.
Bro: yeah hard to tell, could of been Sam Pilkington!
Absolute unit could steal ur wife mum gran dad uncle grandad child. Is an all round stud and would be a MAN u would like to see 🥵
Yo is that Sam Pilkington
Y/n: Ye I got a nice feeling about this
when the mandem is hard as fuck you kno what i'm saying blud
"hey"
"sam in the kitchen"
"chee"
*dap*
That PBD clip is fucking hilarious!
Sam (No one should be richer than me) Sedar "You see, me and the billionaires... Should have the same status and then anyone BENEATH ME... Should have to look to me as an authority. Like faggot Matt! And then resources should be allocated on the basis of whether or not I feel bad for you. But I still get to be a millionaire! That's the most important part."
Hym "And this is why it's never too late to start the liberal purge. Annihilate them completely. For they are a scourge upon the land."
Always the person you say your name is when you get told off
Boss/Teacher:Whats your name (because you did something wrong
You:Sam Gibson