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The hottest of hots. Makes you wanna immediately take off your pants. Will steal your bitch in 1.2 seconds E
Jake Schneiderman is a extremely hot person Emily "OMG Jake is so hot fr" Madison"like honestly tho"
A current teenager born in October whose gigga chad likeness has earned him the respect of Shrek and other important people like the sussy imposter from amoomg us.
Jake Makarski is kinda a hottie ngl
Jake is a very nice and funny person, but when you have a girlfriend he tends to get flirty with them. or hell tell you they don't love you. Jake takes a long time to get a girlfriend, but when they do it's the one! He's not good at Fortnite but good enough to play arena with. overall Jake is a good friend, but don't take him any places with out his car with him.
friend 1: Hey Jake Kitchen get on the car friend 2: yeah come on Jake Jake kitchen: no I'm walking
THE LAD WITH THE LARGEST MAN TOOL KNOWN TO MAN
OH YOU KNOW THAT JAKE RAWLE, HIS MAN TOOL IS HUGE
This guy will do some very camp sh!t on paper but when you're with him you just KNOW he's the sh!t. Also tends to have a fat a$$ and struggles to keep the monster in his pants. Despite all this a Jake C is usually pretty modest and shy.
Girl I thought Jake C was gonna be lame ass but ugh... I want more