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anchor wanker

a dude who gets sexually excited when his favorite female news reader is on tv

"hey bruh, wanna go for a beer?"
"nah, i'm gonna watch Katy Curic and fondle myself"
"dude, your such an anchor wanker"

by crickey smith March 08, 2022

Muddy Anchor

while engaging in anal sex,the penis is removed and if there is a large quantity of fecal matter around the penis's head. Like an anchor being lifted from a muddy bottom.....

After I pushed hard and deep, I pulled up a muddy anchor.

by ryfidelity December 30, 2010

Set Anchor

When a man sits on a toilet to poop and his balls hit the toilet water

"bro I just went to shit and I totally set anchor, now my balls are all wet"

by wontonathan August 10, 2019

White anchor

When you nut in a girl and rip out her IUD

My girlfriend forgot to get her IUD removed so I performed the white anchor

Oh yeah I got my wife pregnant by white anchoring her

by February 27, 2023

anchor party

When a newsman uses his position to have sex with a young ambitious journalist

"Bill O'Reilly throws one hell of an anchor party" - Meagan Kelley

by Robbi T October 27, 2017

Bully Your Anchors Day

bully your anchors because they don’t do their job.

we celebrate bully your anchors day every day

by dhrjrjrbrhrbrbr October 27, 2021

anchor-clanker

seaman

A bunch of old anchor-clankers were drinkink yesterday in Liverpool.

by oldtug June 21, 2022