A fork of Rural Dictionary
A man who embarks on deep woods camping trips with the goal of fishing, drinking, smoking pot and eating mushrooms. Usually this man is rugged and irresistible to women.
Girl #1: “Hey it looks like that bush diver just got back from a camping trip.
Girl #2: Yeah, I’d love to spend the night with him
A sexual act in which the male engages in oral sex after careful consideration as to whether the pussy he is about to eat fits into his macros. Once engaged in said cunnilingus, the male closes his eyes and pictures the female the way she looks on her Instagram account.
Man I just got back from my trip to Arizona, gave a few girls the Green Diver
A large, Nordic albino from the Western New York area who openly expresses his love of cunnlingus
The Moff Diver resurfaced and asked for a napkin immediately.
The women lays naked with her legs in the air. The man then comes running down the hall way shouting “I will sacrifice my life for this” and jumps like a flying squirrel to achieve instant climax. There is a 1/25 perfect chance it works and a 1/35 chance you experience death.
I brought that girl home from tumbles and she let me hit the Suicide Sky Diver.
When a womans vag is so loose you physically fall into her void
"Are you sure youre a virgin Virginia Mae?"
"Why yes I am Gregory"
(Spreads legs, inserts tip but falls into the void)
"Why....HOT DAMN woman! You tryna kill me? Got damn Cockpit Dingle Diver in your crotch magnet"