A fork of Rural Dictionary
N.)
Existance Coach - a person that believes their advice should be passed on to others - no matter how bad.
One Whose advice doesn't help people to live - only merely exist.
A positively useless "influencer" who believes their way of life is beneficial to others despite the fact they may not have the same means. Thus encouraging them to live an existence beyond said means ultimately resulting in an unfulfilling existence.
Holy shit, here comes Matt. That guy's been taking yoga for a week and suddenly he's an "existence coach."
Just yesterday, he told me to donate the car I have, drive a Tesla, and start eating impossible Whoppers everyday because my "chi" is out of alignment.
That mother fucker is worse than Prince Ea.
I made will phase from existence; and blue text!
But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die.
a tiktok trend where you have to look at a sound and then pretend the person doesn't exist.
look at sound
me: pretend doesn't exist
A form of rizzing, which the user does not speak to the wanted person, but exists within their vision.
This would be standing in line in front of them, going down the same aisle at the grocery store, or walking past them often.
The result is that they recognize you often so you can easily approach them when the time comes.
Guy1: You bro Sarah is so bad, I gyatt to get to know her.
Guy2: Dude you have art class at the same time, you should perform the I Exist Rizz
Guy1: Great Idea, she see me so often she;ll have to say hi!
Un-existent normally means committing suicide or die to multiple causes.
I fucking committed Un-existent Morty.
Because it's the religion and not the shit you're saying it is you stupid bitch.
A retard "Those systems still exist to this day! TO THIS DAY!"
Hym "Those systems are literally the religion. That's literally what it IS. That's what it does. It's a people subjugation machine."
The same retarded bitch "But some people are doing it CONSENSUALLY! AND IT GUVES THEM PLEASURE!"
Hym "SELF-PRESERVATION! FAT-COCK LOVER SELF-PRESERVATION! The religion is bad! You're a bigot!"