A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. To be state to someone that they got you in a very, VERY bad situation. 2. To tell someone that you totally disagree with them.
1. Man, shit! I let you borrow my card and you maxed that shit out?! Bitch, YOU GOT ME ALL FUCKED UP!!!
2. You think that I'm gonna double date with yo fine-ass girlfriend's fat nasty sista just so the two o you can get out tonight? Man, nigga...YOU GOT ME ALL FUCKED UP!
A similar expression to, "you got to be kidding me!" But better.
Harris-"Dude, I forgot my keys in my car!"
Timothy-"You got to be yanking my dick off! Again?!"
Saying a person or entity "has some ‘splainin’ to do" (in a Cuban accent) is a humorous way of suggesting that they have done something illegal or otherwise embarrassing.
The catchphrase dates back to the 50's "I Love Lucy" show.
"Dude, asdfghjkl;!!!... why are my briefs pink?? Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!"
Usally when a person is on the ground and their knocked out, and you go up to them and make fun of them
"Bob" Got knocked out by "Fred" And "George" said to his face, "You got knocked the fuck up"!
One of the go to phrases that women and gay men tell men of smaller to average penis endowment. This is to ensure that he does not feel insecure, especially before, during and after sex.
The second biggest fable next to Santa Claus.
The one guy that I have been wanting sex with...the stars finally aligned and we were able to be alone and let nature take its course last night. Well I should know that somethings are too good to be true. The whole experience turned out to be a it's not what you've got, it's how you use it. Why is it everytime I tell a guy that I feel like I just told my daughter that there is no Santa..
fable white lie
1. In a battle, when both sides have ammo, and lots of em, they just let loose.
2. A fast moving ping pong rally.
3. When an activity is chosen, and its not sure if everyone has the required equipment, the leader yells smoke em if you got em, and the activity commences
Ready, aim, smoke em if you got em
Girl: "How do i look?"
Guy: " You got me straight trippin' boo!"