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Itchies & Scratchies

Itchies and Scratchies (n): the prolonged feeling of itchiness surrounding the labia majora following a hot and heavy session of clitoral rubbing. Inspiration pulled from the Simpson’s “Itchy & Scratchy Show”.

“I just have this tickling sensation every now and then around my bush, I really hope it’s not some sort of infection.”

“When was the last time you gave good ol’ Peggy a rub?”

“30 minutes ago.”

“Girl, you’ve got a case of the Itchies & Scratchies!”

by Mulchmuncher9 August 23, 2023

Itchy We

An example of ) when a girl / woman realises she's not a lesbian... e.g when ordering a pizza looks at guy and shows expression of truth behind blue eyes and muscular gym shouldered efforts..
An acronym taken from the good goon dolls song " Iris "

Not to be confused to any fault of his/her own// just a vocal time period or fad that the person (..went through..)

i e. Generally supported by the instore radio and type themed songs..."kiss me" Sixpence none The richer or type feminine loved band/ musical group/girly playlist

(i ) don't want the world.to see me..
( cuz) I don't think....the world
( w ) hen everything made to be broken...
( i ) just want you nton know hoo I am..

Man: thinks to himself " woah..itchy we ( icwi )..
Woman : thinks too herself : ohh..man..bugger

Man: thinks to himself " woah..itchy we ( icwi )..
Woman : thinks too herself : ohh..man..bugger

by Vegemiteman November 17, 2019

itchy busy

When you are so itchy to the point where you stop everything and cannot pay attention

"Hey Dave, can you run some errands?"

"He can't talk right now, he's itchy busy."

by Karmyuck July 06, 2023

itchy biscuit

another phrase for itchy balls or fanny.

I have a really itchy biscuit.

by rad95 August 03, 2016

itchy biscuit

another phrase for itchy balls or fanny.

I have a really itchy biscuit.

by rad95 August 03, 2016

Itchy Eyebrows

Someone having itchy eyebrows means that they are gay.

“What’s up with Xavier? He’s been hitting on dudes all night.”

“Yeah man I heard he has those itchy eyebrows

“Man that sucks. He’s like gods gift to women”

by Chikitits July 03, 2021

Itchy Mitchy

When you let a juicy fart and your butthole itches after the fart dries.

Oooh, that fart sounded wet, you're going to have an Itchy Mitchy when it dries.

by Thunderkiss October 27, 2023