Country Dictionary

When a man is soooo drunk that he passes out naked on his back and eventually starts to piss, straight up in the air, spraying EVERYTHING in sight.

Guy: Bro, you wont believe it, this total slut took me home last night. Friend: Noice! Do tell. Guy: Well, I blacked out and came to with her screaming that I had let the "Iowa City firehose" loose on her. Friend: Ha! Dooshkabob.

It’s a small town in the middle of nowhere Iowa, and is relatively close to both Spencer and Fort Dodge Iowa. Not much else to say. Kinda boring ngl

Rolfe, Iowa is a small town of 500 ppl.

clive is the most rad most awesome where all da crips r at and dey just chill

yo crip when we goin to clive iowa to just chill with da homies and crips

Malvern, Iowa a shitty small town full of incest families. Where STDs are spread through the air. Where their educating is fake news. And where the drama is always poppin. This town is filled with drug addicts and farmers. They might be putting the food on the table but it’s Guaranteed laced with something. The town where people get hit by trains and where the fair ground is the best place to get fucked! They also have the most expensive food because they are some good town. So go on ahead. Go stop at Malvern,Iowa.

I just got fucked in Malvern,Iowa by my Cousin.

Iowa hot is when someone would be considered attractive in Iowa but a 3/10 anywhere else.

Max: Bro, she’s SO hot! Reace: Nah man, she’s Iowa hot.

Iowa hot is when someone would be considered an 8/10 in Iowa but a 3/10 anywhere else.

Max: Oh my god dude, she’s SO hot! Reace: Nah bro, she’s Iowa hot.

During sex, one partner uses a belt, strap, bungee ect. to fling corn filled fecies at the other partner.

Last night i gave that bitch the Iowa Slingshot