A fork of Rural Dictionary
A weak minded social justice warrior who still lives in a low-rent apartment, had their mommy and daddy pay for their college tuition, and has never worked for anything in their life.
Synonym(s): Anti-American, Socialist, Moron, Speedbag, Retard, Lefttard, Libtard, and Liberal Retard.
Mirror Universe Female Shatner isn't a human being. She needs to be exterminated.
When 2 people are in a relationship, but only one loves the other. The unloved one is unaware of it and continues to believe that both feel Equal about each other.
"I think I'm going to break up with Zeke. We just have a one way mirror relationship, you know?"
Sexual position popular among homosexual males which consists of sticking your balls in the other persons anus, while the other person does the same. When the scrotums are placed in the orifice the two persons masturbate each other following the same rythm. The people are sitting in front of each other similar to the "Scissor Sisters" position.
The Double Caumonty Mirror Jerk (DCMJ) is perfectly achieved when both people ejaculate at the same moment.
- You remember that spanish guy Totoezzo ?
- Oh yeah, i sure remember that stallion...
- We did a Double Caumonty Mirror Jerk yesterday at his place.
- Wow, you crazy MF
..why would you tell me that, this isnt google, THIS ISNT GOOGLE, THIS IS A PEPPERMINT-
Why would you tell me "I get scared by mirrors"-
A girl who you know is taken (married has a boyfriend etc.) but you hang out and feel a vibe resulting in talking to yourself about her in front of a mirror
“One drink and that’s it. Don’t be rude. Drink your drink… do it quickly. Say good night… and go home. You see this is a moral test of one’s self, whether or not you can maintain loyalty. Because being loyal is very important. You’re gonna go out there and say, ‘Good night, I’ve had a very lovely evening’… walk out the door, go home, jerk off, and that’s all you’re gonna do.” Vincent Vega in front of a mirror after his date with Mia Wallace PULP FICTION (1994)
"Oh man this girl is amazing she loves WWE and Bray Wyatt but she's married Oh well that makes her a Vincent Vega Mirror Girl"
same bitch
“i’m so glad we met”
“you looketh in a mirrored glass, friend”
“nevermind”
When you feel like you are being chased by your inner demons.
I woke up this morning feeling like I have bullet holes in my mirrors.