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FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY PUNISHMENT!!

A thing used to punish anti-FGers. This punishment causes the FG numbers to be unleashed and then jumpscare you at a random number of dB that is loud, and then forces you to love FG.

Teacher: Do not talk trash about Fictional Googology!
Some random anti-FGer: Why would I listen to you? FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!
Teacher: FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY PUNISHMENT!!
*the fictional googology numbers jumpscare Some random anti-FGer*
Some random anti-FGer: oh crap! I have been jumpscared! my b#lls hurt from my timbers beying shivered! Great. Just Great. Now i have to love Fictional Googology.

by BernatJp2022 December 16, 2024

Level 5 Punishment

Level 5 Punichment is best described and portrayed in the action film, “The Passion of the Christ”.

Oh you shared the quizlet... You know that results in level 5 punishment right?

by Nwne November 05, 2018

pumpkin punisher

When one inserts their pork sword into a pumpkin then proceeds to shove it into a females mouth repeatedly, making it taste like a pumpkin spiced latte

Aye cuz I did the pumpkin punisher last night!

by Pumpkin Punisher October 29, 2020

The Punishment of Athena

When a girl (or boy) gives a blowjob to a guy and after he ejaculates she keeps sucking until eventually the male cums for a 2nd time, causing extraordinary discomfort and sensitivity to the penis. If the the giver of the blowjob does this a 3rd time, the recipient can actually take them to court because doing that is illegal.

John: Why is Billy staying home today?
Roger: I heard Sarah gave him The Punishment of Athena.

John: Damn! He should give her a Mexican Avalanche if she did that to him. That's scary.
Roger: We should say a prayer for him.

by PrinceVince August 04, 2017

Kid punisher

When you nut on a girls teeth and then slam your knee into a girls mouth until she’s unconscious

I wanna try new things with my girl but I’m not sure what

You could always do the kid punisher

Your right! They need to learn a lesson to not roam around in my balls

by Yek December 23, 2020

The Ultimate Punisher

The Ultimate Punisher is a sexual position frequently enjoyed by people named Mike and Josh. It is when a person slowly sucks the toe of his partner, then eventually envelopes the entire foot in his mouth. He then bites down as hard as he can and bites off the foot in one fell swoop leaving blood dripping everywhere. He then spits out the foot and proceeds to cum on it.

Hot girl: "Why are you a paraplegic? "
Hotter girl: Oh, mike and josh both did the Ultimate Punisher on me."

by the_toe_lover69 February 11, 2022

Byvank Punisher

A sex position that involves a doggy style position, but with a up and down motion instead of the standard in and out, followed by a flick. Eg; up, down, flick.. repeat.

“Oh my god, he used the Byvank Punisher on me and I came so hard

by Byvank Punisher May 25, 2024