A fork of Rural Dictionary
Old Milwaukie Beer. It was cheap beer to get for college keggers.
We're drinking Old Mill Pond, as usual.
Verb; to trespond (tres-pond): The act of swimming in a pond that is not legally your own. This act is done without consent of the pond owner and is a misdemeanor in all states, except Michigan.
My friend was tres-ponding in Mr. Humans backyard pond while he was on vacation.
similar to the saying "fish out of water" meaning out of place.
"I went to an indie club last night. I pond penguin hard! Didn't hear one banger"
Carpenter Cunts that come from Powell Riva who are bottom feeders
You hear Nick T was a bit of a Pond Diver last night trying to drag any old cunt ome
The act of pleasuring yourself by placing several small stones and marbles up your rectum for pleasure. Traditional bee ponding involves using different coloured marbles to attract bees.
Friend ('You have a lot of marbles Tom' Tom ('Yea they are my Bee Pond marbles')
Friend ('Where are the stones?')