A fork of Rural Dictionary
Cunilingus on an older woman who is a little drier and crustier. There are different flavours available ranging from ready salted, through to chilli.
Keith was brushing flakes out of his beard for days after his night with Doris where he’d been licking the Pringle.
Ultimate Pringles, generally known as "U.P" is an extreme sport originating in Belfast, Northern Ireland. The game consists off an unlimited amount of players attempting to catch a flying Pringles lid (refered to in U.P terms as the disc). The game is much like frisbee only much more complicated and competitive, at times getting quite violent when players collide in an attempt to catch the disc. The size and transparency of the disc also gives amateurs a hard time adjusting to the fast paced sport, though coloured discs are available (and recommended) for beginners and also for playing at night (it should be noted that coloured discs have a higher gauge than standard discs). The aim of a game is simply to show skill and attempt moves, such as "The Dive Bomb" (when a disc swoops downwards at great speed, making for a difficult catch) "Glider" (when the disc flys smoothly at a slow spectacular motion usually over great distance) or the "Double/Triple/Quadr uple Touch" (when the disc is hit multiple times as oppose being to caught by players and continues to fly). The game usually ends when the disc breaks (after constant abuse) or is lost due to a poor throw, or simply when participants give up after exhaustion.
Person1: hey man, wanna play some UP? Person2: U.P? why what is that I ask Person1: Ultimate Pringles!...(explains) Person2: woah!! damn right let's play this spectacularly amazing sport!!
The exact moment a pringles canister is yanked off of another human males genital shaft+
Yo man Julien was going at it so I finna had to do the pringle pull on him.
Fucking somebody while eating pringles or any sort of edile chips/chrips.
Girl: *sucking* mmm so big Boy: *Crunching pringle* bacon mmmm Girl: wait why tf u pringle-pangle ing Boy: hungry
Single Pringle Syndrome is when you’re single but your single-ness is causing you sadness whenever you realize you’re alone without a significant other
Guy 1: Aw man, today’s Valentines Day. Single Pringle syndrome is hitting me hard. Guy 2:… What the fuck is single Pringle syndrome? Guy 1: tl;dr Im sad that im single Guy 2: Makes sense
When a white woman wearing white supremacist glasses frames gets so turned on by watching two gay men dick each other’s butt holes that she forgets she married a sex offender
Have you seen that picture of Lauren Boebert Double Pringle?
A type of person who always eat Pringles and talks about how good they are
Person one: I just love pringles I wanna eat them everyday Person two: Your such a Pringle-Wringler!!!