A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you wanna join something new or step into a new field of something you wanna understand, then a lot of questions came into your mind, like flooding your brain.
And what's about this? And why is it like that? Where does it come from? How does this happen? Since when?
high tide questioning ^^
When you’re getting a blumpkin and the tide goes out only to discover it’s been an octopus taking one for the love of the game
Dude 1: I’d like a low tide stranger
Dude 2: you can’t ask our bartender for that!
Dude 1: it’s a drink bruhv wtf
Dude 2: wait they did what? They made a drink called that?
Dude 1: yeah bruhv I remember that time at Ocean Isle Beach I was hyper pressed it was an octopus but looking back no cap shid was bussin. Gotta be a tribute.
Dude 2: You think THAT’S why they made it a drink?
Dude 1: game recognize game
tide ad is everything
life is a tide ad
you are a tide ad
bow down to the mighty tide ad
It's a tide ad
When you are assailed by a violent and unexpected deluge of projectile diarrhea.
See also "bit torrent"
"So, this one time, I was posing for an advert, and I felt this fiery tingle in my arse. I thought.... shit! Am I actually touching cloth???"
"My mate Kirsty goes, nah mate. You were on brown tide."
When you are assailed by a violent and unexpected deluge of projectile diarrhea.
See also, "bit torrent"
So, I was posing for an advert when I felt this fiery probing sensation in my rectum. "I was like.... shit.... Am I touching cloth!?!?"
My mate Kirsty was like, "Nah, Mate. You were in brown tide"
Twat Tide, also known as the "Cam Cunt Effect," refers to a woman's vagina becoming very moist, even when no obvious stimulus is present. It is the idea that the vagina 'sees' and is reacting to something nearby which cannot be immediately perceived.
Woman addressing her vagina: "What do you see girl? You're doing that twat-tide thing again and it's terribly distracting."