Country Dictionary

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Dairy horse

A mythical creature who resides in Dubuque County, Iowa. A horse that produces milk for human consumption.

Amanda looked at Matt and said “look! A Dairy Horse

by MAMILLER December 02, 2020

Dairy horse

A mythical creature who resides in Dubuque County, Iowa. A horse that produces milk for human consumption.

Amanda looked at Matt and said “look! A Dairy Horse

by MAMILLER December 02, 2020

Dairy Share Holder

A man who encourages his wife to get a breast enlargement operation. Dairy - breasts. Share Holder - vested interests in having a good set of hooters to play with.

Dennis loved Harriet very much. He would love her even more if she had a decent set of norks. I guess Dennis could be described as a Dairy Share Holder.

by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010

Dairy Queef

A bootleg version of Dairy Queen. Featuring the condom split, the tranny surprise, the sloppy second's blizzard, the once a month sundae, and much more to cum!

"I'm hungry, and I want something good. Ooo! I'll go to Dairy Queef "

by CorruptShaxdow August 10, 2021

dairy surprise

When a dude nuts and doesn’t tell you.

Did you just come inside me?! Dairy surprise!

by Deacon117 March 04, 2021

dairy mess

When someone who is lactosintolerant eats/drinks dairy proctuct(s) and ends up having fluid and or gases exit their mouth or anus.

Andrew ate poutine last night and made a huge dairy mess in his pants the next day

by capn' crunch February 07, 2014