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When you eat Doritos and the orange powder is left on ones lips.
Mom:*look at child* The Doritos go in your mouth not on it. Child: Mom it's okay it's my Dorito lipstick.
When you say to yourself that you're only going to have a few doritos but before you know it your hands can't move fast enough to grab more and you end up consuming several hundred chips.
Shortly before bed, Chris decided to enjoy a late night snack. What he thought was going to be a handful of doritos turned into a Dorito Rampage.
One who gets stoned eats dorito's and strongly resembles Ed from Ed, Edd, and Eddy.
"That kid is so high." "Yeah...That johny dorito is so dumb."
A tool for understanding the three frameworks of knowledge: normative, situational, existential
Mr. Kennedy used the epistemological dorito to create good lectures in his history classes.
A free video game released in 2010 for the Xbox 360
Hey John, want to play Doritos Crash Course after school?
Man I’m so high... wanna make Doritos cereal? Sure thing man... (pours in Doritos inside bowl) (begins to pour Mountain Dew in the bowl) Ugh! MAN what the fuck?! (Begins to eat it) (swallows a bit of the cereal) (begins to throw up uncontrollably) MAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! (Continues to throw up) YOU OKAY?! (Throws up 5% of their brain) AAAAH!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!
I’m so hungry for some Doritos cereal
Cat turds in a litter box that are covered in cat litter. These make tasty treats for dogs.
Jeff: Hey man, what's your dog eating, looks nasty. Me: Aww man, she got another cat dorito. John: WTF is a cat dorito? Me: It's a cat turd she took out if the litter box, she loves that shit.