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Dildonic Plague

Disease where you constantly get slapped by dildos

Doctor: I'm sorry but your son has the Dildonic Plague

by Mr splash February 25, 2016

period plague

When you are surrounded by a new group of females who you interact with often enough your period becomes contagious in the group of said females. You get your period and it is quickly spread throughout the group, at such a magnitude everyone’s periods begin getting effected-usually appearing sooner than expected.

Period plague in the all girls office-I’m here all of the time, & I’ve had my period for 12 out of the 14 weeks I’ve been here.

by Methodical Muse August 16, 2018

Nugget plague

A plague of chicken nuggets that want to feed themselves to you

The nugget plague has caused many people you explode from obesity

by Cool bro Reid November 13, 2014

Woke Plague

A plague that slaughters the sanity of men and warps it into something insidious. The internet is its breeding ground, and if you see it, immediately run or shut down your computer.

The Woke Plague has infected X, and it replicates itself at an alarming rate. Everyone, beware.

by Luca Frederico Scaligieri February 24, 2024

lesbian plague

A virus currently effecting lesbian relationships.

Dude, what happened to them? They were so cute together?

Their relationship fell to the lesbian plague

by Maddygray03 August 05, 2022

Plague doctor

Doctor

Sick. Doctor help I I I I I

Plague Doctor, he is fucking stupid

by Doctor124 August 17, 2021

Plague doctor

Prison. I don't feel so gooooooood

Plague Doctor. he is fucking stuped

Plague Doctor is a doctor

by Doctor124 August 17, 2021