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Balls that are REALLY shriveled up
After 2 hours in the pool, I got yoda balls.
A fear of yoda, yodas, or yoding.
My joints are getting achy again, I must take my insulin before I have a yoda attack, from my yoda-phobiance.
Paint hands green and soak them in water. boom Yoda is giving you a hand job.
I gave myself the Yoda last night
Paint hands green and soak them in water. boom Yoda is giving you a hand job.
I gave myself the Yoda last night
Paint hands green and soak them in water. boom Yoda is giving you a hand job.
I gave myself the Yoda last night
A fighting technique where a person takes their index finger and their middle finger on both hands and make hooks 🪝. Getting behind a victim in a fight and hooking the victim between the teeth and Jaws and pulling back as hard as you can even using your knee or foot on the victim as leverage to administer the YODA. The end result is the victim gets a ripped face and either corner of the mouth 👄.
I ripped that dudes face with The Yoda move.