Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

car wash fringe

The long fringe that hangs from the arms of many tacky western leather jackets - sometimes so long and dense that it resembles the washing strips at car washes.

When her boot emerged from her Ford Monster Truck with a spur on it, we weren't surprised when the rest of her emerged wearing that tacky country-western leather jacket with the turquoise studs and thick car wash fringe hanging from the arms!

by Kreme De Mentia June 30, 2011

Car Handhold

The little handles in a car above your head that are primarily used by parents telling their kids how bad they are at driving.

Sharon was clutching the car handhold dramatically while telling her daughter to slow down.

by AntisocialPotato July 24, 2017

car faffing

Car faffing is the subclass of dogging involving purely homosexual men.

Where are Jon and Matt?

Oh, they are off car faffing like mad things.

by stoduk January 08, 2011

McGarvey car

A really rash and dangerous car, usually modified in the most illegal way possible

Tell me you didn’t let McGarvey Cars near her?”

by Mk4lad1 December 01, 2021

moist car

When you walk up to a random strangers car and skeet skeet skeet all over their front windshield.

I just moist carred all over that poor old man's car.

by Moist car September 29, 2017

Car Bombed

After a friend has given you a ride, before you get out of their car, you let out a monstrous fart and shut the door quickly.

aka Uber fart

After john gave me a ride, I car bombed him good!

by dboys194 January 26, 2016

Indian Car Wash

An Indian Car Wash is when a man sticks his dick inside an Indian woman’s wet hairy vagina.

He stuck his dick inside his Indian wife’s hairy vagina, getting a wet wash as he enters her vagina followed by her vagina hairs drying his dick with each motion resulting in an Indian Car Wash.

by Oooo weeee October 15, 2022