A fork of Rural Dictionary
An above-average braniac teen who isn't understood by the "normies", he is completely superior to his twin counterpart and is more attractive/sexy/better at biking. His "friends" treat him as an outcast because they fear the demons which reside within him. He loves tasteful anime shows that contain many action sequences, but his friends don't appreciate true action and believe that he watches it for the lewdity. Though it does get me erect, I do not watch it ONLY for the lewdity. His friends do not truly appreciate his companionship and loyalty throughout the years.
Jake Russo is totally a wicked dude! I heard he's allowed to surf the web!!!! He's gotten 58 handies in the back of the classroom.
her: have u seen jake briningstool?
friend: omg yeah he’s the sexiest man alive!
A very tall man that acts like an ape and always has an insane amount of energy. If you take care of him. he will surely take care of you. He is a nice guy at heart but a hard ass on the outside.
Jake Curley is a pretty cool dude!
He is know for his flirty personality, and over the top gayness, Jake is a good man. That likes good men ,likes dildos in his butt
I saw Jake Valcourt at the pride event
one sexy man no girl has turned down
i want to be like Jake Relation
When a Midget stickers their finger, in their mouth and then removes to getting as much saliva on it as possible.
They then move through your legs running their finger from your crack to your genitals, giggling the whole time.
I cant wait to hang out in a basement and get The Wet Jake.