Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

B-money-stats

Fat tub of lard, typically unemployed yet justified by closing of Office Depot. Does not get to the gym much anymore, prob too busy being unemployed. Enjoys watching anime, occasionally some hentai porn. Huge dick doe.

"Going to the gym bop?" "Na, I'm watching deleted scenes from Season 10 of Sailor Moon. "Wow, typical B-money-stats!"

by Martinx94 January 23, 2016

Good Faith Seed Money

A Bribe.

The CCP gave Hunter Biden's LCC which produces nothing "good faith seed money" for nothing in return.

by Bandet July 24, 2023

luke money

A faggot! A person who says he's rich all the time but broke.

"Im getting that Ferrari in 2 weeks" say Luke Money

by JohnBryant24 April 06, 2016

Queeshe money

When you force yourself to devour a whole queeshe by your self for money or sexual interests.

Hey Owen have you ever done a queeshe money?

by IndefiniteMorrisavich March 28, 2019

money ready

when u got the money to pay the plug

stoner: yo bro can i get an 8th? plug: yo for sure, i’ll be there in 10 make sure you’re money ready stoner: bett

by lhbkjnjhbuygthjmnhcfgy8 August 19, 2023

boobie money

Money you receive after showing your boobies to someone also known as dirty money

Megan, I don't want to profit off of your boobie money.

by Tequilatitties September 24, 2017

Dog money

Dog money is a lighthearted way to refer to Dogecoin, a cryptocurrency based on the doge meme. Originating from the famous Shiba Inu behind the meme named, Kabosu.

I like to pay my friends and buy stuff with dog money

by tunamode December 21, 2022