Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Dance

Dance music is music made by constipated chickens.

I was tired of listen to dance made by constipated chickens so I got a country CD.

by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020

dance

the thing no one in the world can do... EXCEPT THE POPULAR TEENS

Bro dont even try to dance!

by LIT4LIFE420 December 17, 2017

Dance

An extremely difficult SPORT that uses many hours of practice and talent.

How is that person so strong?
Oh, their a dancer... that's why

by HEEHEE I MICHELE JACKSON June 25, 2020

Dance

A rhythmic ceremonial ritual.

Doc: Look, there's a rhythmic ceremonial ritual coming up!

Marty: Of course! The Enchantment Under the Sea dance!

by SonOfFurrows May 17, 2020

Dance

An activity that inflicts pain, discomfort, depression, anxiety, finger loss, headaches, dizziness, spinal fusion, confusion, death and may result in a semi permanent coma.

“I might sign up for dance! What do u think!”
DONT do it. You could end up in a semi permanent coma!!!”

by Bohuslava April 05, 2021

Dance

Dance is a type of art. That you do when you move your body to music. The most pepole that really like to dance start at the age of 4-6. Pepole that dance are often pretty strict. They often like to dance for several hours.

"That person dances! That's really cool. I wonder if she/he can show me a piruette"

by Dancingonmytoes March 03, 2019

Dance

A new modern form of torture making kids hold hands with people who pick their noses

I hate dance

by 4202169 June 18, 2021