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Dorito bang

When you forget a condom but have a bag of Doritos. Often times people will use the empty Dorito bag as a condom.

I was hanging with this girl , we watched a movie and ate a bag of Doritos and then I dorito banged her. I used the bag of Doritos as a condom.

by T-erection January 18, 2022

Doritos nacho cocoo doodle doo

A type of pizza consisting of the ingredients: Nacho & cococo
The pizza was first invented in the youtube video: THE DISCORD COOKING COMPETITION 2

"Have you ever tried the Doritos nacho cocoo doodle doo?"
"Are you fucking high"

by Uncorrupt May 27, 2024

BBQ Dorito

1.) The second best doritos chips known to mankind.
2.) Bloody diarrhea.

guy 1: "Hey man, guess what i got at the store!"
guy 2: "What?"
guy 1: "BBQ Doritos!"

guy 3: "Ugh, I had a BBQ Dorito yesterday."
guy 4: "That 'otta suck."

by an Oklahoma October 18, 2023

Dorito Sauce

Diarrhea shit...

...Damn you want Dorito sauce in your mouth buddy kid pal!!!
Created by Flex, Rug, And Mystic some random day in 2019

by flexzywek September 13, 2024

Dorito Sauce

The smell of rancid, musty, stank ass nacho cheese Doritos.

*sniff* DANG BRO *sniff* YOU STANK LIKE DORITO SAUCE

by Mr. Blanton November 24, 2021

The gay dorito

Sexual intercourse usually involving three men, an asshole and cheesy tortilla chips

Hey man, wanna do the gay dorito with my dad and I?

by Biggy dick November 17, 2017

Dorito Mic

A microphone so bad in quality, it's sound can be comparable to a dorito.

James: Mhmm Vrhuemm Haehhh Akiie!

Spencer: You're quality is awefull James

Scott: Yeah, he's got a dorito mic

by Votlem August 19, 2015