A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you cum in her eyes, and stand back silently while she searches for a towel.
"Last night, I got the old lady with The Helen Keller, she tripped over the dog and stubbed her toe on the couch."
A sex position where the person who’s getting hit from the back has their head down and their ears between two couch cushions. Thus unable them to see/ hear very week.
Dude I put my girl into the Helen Keller and she loved it
She is very funny and very impatient and very very deaf. She loves to hang out with her friends and she loves talking Shit about people I lover her a lot. She be looking like Kim Possible and very rizzy. BEWARE SHE WILL RIZZ YOU UP.
Chaz: OMG! OLIVIA KELLER JUST RIZZED ME UP!!
Raqhel: Yeah sounds like her! Thats Olivia Keller for you
It is a contagious disease that spreads to everyone that is near somebody named Kelly.
Your sharp grammar and spelling degrades quickly, and you will find yourself speaking like her. Rare, but it happens.
One such prominent word is 'acoal' in Kellers language. The English translation of 'acoal' is 'alcohol'.
You may also feel a sudden urge to re-register posing as your fake friend for no reason. Also, you might have a sudden urge to speak in ALL CAPS.
"eh brozz, what youz been DOING!?!?!?! DRINKING SOME ACOAL?" - Somebody with Kellers Disease
A wet willy, but done with one’s but juices instead of spit. Blindfolds are optional
Did that b*tch just smellen keller me?