Country Dictionary

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New Mexico

the place you wanna go if you want to experience the closest thing you could get to actual hell.

"Man, I feel really sorry for the people who live in New Mexico" "Todd, I thought I told you not to bring up that fuckhole. Ever. You're going to the timeout corner." "Awwwwe.."

by ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ February 12, 2022

new mexico

a place where no one lives in

Idiot: hey do you live in new mexico me: ew

by Poopysexydoody May 09, 2022

New Mexico green chile

The act of your partner drinking yellow Gatorade earlier that day then proceeding to poop on your chest the poop has a slight green tint resulting in the "New Mexico Green Chile"

(1)Hey man have you drank any Gatorade today? (2)Yeah, had one this morning want a "New Mexico Green Chile?" (1)Yeah!

by Lit Loc November 04, 2021

Going To Mexico

Whenever A Good Danganronpa Another Character Dies, we Say They Didn't actually die, They're just in Mexico

Guys It's Ok, Kinji isn't dead he's just going to Mexico.

by phantomfoxy87 May 11, 2022

Laila from New Mexico

She is beautiful a$$ F**k and will steal your heart but is the pure definition of a buttwipe from Mexican I mean New Mexico damn auto correct

Laila from New Mexico is a buttwipe but damn why is she so good looking 😩

by YoungCock July 20, 2023

New Mexico Pickle

A cucumber covered in residual methamphetamine, soaked in vinegar, spit on by a Mormon, and used for purposes of sexual gratification.

Bertha has a yeast infection from riding her New Mexico Pickle last night.

by Ticklish Geoff June 28, 2021