A fork of Rural Dictionary
A “ness” is a guy who has multiple talents and be anything he likes.
The nature of the “-ness” can accommodate a lot of word endings, which is why this refers to someone who is able to do a lot of things.
This guy can dance, sing and play football, he’s such a Ness it’s unreal.
Why you picking loads of different subject, you’re such a wanna be ness.
What some thing is, how it is, the existence or reason/purpose of it.
"Yeah, he was speading his ness all over the place..."
"Look at those geeks and all o' their ness."
"Why do they call them 'Applejacks' when they don't tase like apples!?!?"-"Because that's the whole NESS of the name!"-"o.O"
"He dosn't go ANYWHERE without that coat-its his ness."
Pronunciation:(neh-ss) Derived: Netherlands slang
1) To injure yourself during an everyday activity
2) Being harmed within a situation that wouldn't usually give rise to an injury
"Wow man I was shaking the milk canister at work and pulled my muscle, I Ness' it"
"I accidentally kicked the side of my pool and cut my foot, like a Ness"
a word used to piont out a typical behaviour of a new person in a group,whilst trying to be subtle. this could be good or bad.
paul:*to class* this is billy, a childhood friend of mine, hes moved to our school..
billy:*farts* hahahahaha!
paul:*to billy*yeah,thats almost as funny as when we were 4
paul:*to friends*eh,ye...Ness