Country Dictionary

when you yeet something far away

shlong me that water bottle

Someone with a long cock. Praise for that :)

"Oh baby, stick your gigantic shlong in me!"

a thing all of my friends have a competition eating and carter always wins by eating 20 shlongs per minute.

a shlong is something that is yummy

A long ass dick that swings between ur legs

Tiffany: woah ur shlong is massive

Tyrone: how’d u get in my house

A shlong is a slang word to design a penis. It is usually used as a goofy word.

Bro slammed his shlong all over my face

so its pretty much slang for DICK. its a 12 year old greatest word in his vocabulary.

"With a swift slap from my shlong my foe was cast to the sjhadoe relm"

Noun. A mullet; short in the front, long in the back (sh-long). A haircut typically worn by a dickhead.

Randy has the greasiest shlong I’ve ever seen.