A fork of Rural Dictionary
That tired feeling after you eat a lot.
That thanksgiving was amazing it gave m the itis.
derogatory term used by many people that don't know its origin comes from the term "niggeritis" .. feeling tired and lazy after a meal
Man, I just ate so much and now im sleepy and have the itis.
When you're in a public space (such as a mall) and you gotta go. You feel trapped and you gotta get out of that store.
I have the Itis, I have to get out of this store right now before I go crazy
Shrinking of the male genitalia from use of methamphetamines
Babe I’m sorry I can’t get it up I’m suffering a severe case of methwillie-itis.
When someone is so into the television, that they are unaware of what is going on around them.
Louis is watching tv, he is not paying attention to us, he has tv-itis.
When you watch so much television that you become glued to both it and the couch, eventually losing touch with reality, and believing that you are the television, so that you must look in the mirror in order to watch television.
After believing their neighbors were on extended vacation, the Wilsons, upon noticing strange noises coming from their neighbors' house, called 911. Police discovered the whole family had succumbed to a very serious attack of T.V.-itis. Every family member was glued to a chair with hand-held mirrors, portraying their favorite television shows.